Every year, the business that my friend Doug works for has a Safety Slogan competition... he won last year... these are some of my favs from this year... made me laugh...
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One giant step for man, but then taking giant steps aren't all that safe.
Safety is like underwear, you want to make sure you have it, especially if you end up going to the hospital.
What is safety? If you don't know then you are not safe. Plus you're an idiot.
Safe-T. No matter how you spell it- it spells safety.
Kids who ran with scissors never got far in life.
What's keeping you safe? It better be you cause the other guy may not have read these slogans.
Just add safety.
Most accidents happen at home- best just go to work.
Anyone who isn't safe needs whupped.
Safety- don't count on having a net.
Run for safety!
Safety is our future, going forward.
Safety rules, losers drool.
Safety: 6 letters that can lower your blood pressure.
Let's all get safe. Then, let's all get safer.
The safer you are, the smarter you feel.
I never saw a safety slogan that was better than this one.
When handling dynamite keep the flaming wick pointed away from you.
Safety- you either have it or you have a concussion.
Safety- it's cheaper than a trip to the ER.
Safety- together we can help the blind lead the blind.
It's not about you, it's about Safety.
The only Safe way to act is to act Safe.
Safety is not like a box of chocolates- you always know what you get.
Why not be Safe?
The answer is Safety!
If you aren't safe then what the heck are you?
To be safe or not to be safe- why is it even a question?
There is no danger in safety.
Last one out of the building- don't forget the safety!
Safety; not just a button on your firearms- but that's a good one.
Safety wins everytime- and with fewer people on the DL.
In a word- Safety.
Lose your fear of Safety.
Smell the Safety! Smell it I say!
Don't just stand there- be Safe!
I hate accidents; and Safety is no accident.
I once met a man with no arms, and no Safety either.
Pretty fly for a Safe Guy!
1 comment:
The first two are mine, the others I found on the internet.
Safety, you either have it or you have an ER bill.
Safety, it's not just for clutzes!
Falling objects can be brutal if you don't protect your noodle.
Those precious fingers don't ignore. . . Or they could end up on the floor.
Working without Safety is a Dead-End Job
Replacing a saw guard is easier than replacing a finger.
Unsafe acts will keep you in stitches.
Forget the hearse with safety first
Put Safety into action -- stay out of Traction!
A COUPLE FAVORITES
Better dead sure than sure dead
If you smell something bad, get out of the lab
AND OF COURSE, MY FAVORITE OF ALL..
Life did not begin by accident. Don't let it end as one.
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