November 26, 2009

A few interesting quotes...

Some of my students have given me some interesting sentences on exams over the last few years... here are a few from the last batch of tests...

1. Glasses were invented in Mexico.
2. Louis Armstrong was the first man on the moon.
3. The glass was crapped, so I cut my mouth.
4. The telephone was invented in Japan.
5. I would prefer to visit Malaysia, so that I can see the Twin Towels.
6. I don't want to visit my friend because I hate him.
7. My brother's leg was ill.
8. She may have thrunk a lot of wine. (I think that this one is trying to say that she thought about being drunk...not sure... )

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